this also happened (but a couple of weeks ago.) I like how resourceful Adrien is - he clearly saw some nice ropes and fashioned them into a necklace and definitely ripped the sash off of some poor woman’s unsuspecting blue dress and tied it around the brim of his fedora to make the color pop.

well this happened ›

you are welcome, internet.

hanging out on a yacht with P.Diddy in Cannes

Adrien wearing a sharply tailored blue tux and presenting the Palme d’Or to Michael Haneke for his film Amour at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival.

Adrien had a busy May! First he attended the Met Ball Gala, then he went to Cannes where he allegedly purchased a yacht (who knew endorsing razors and beer brought in that much money) and also presented the Palme d’Or to Michael Haneke.

This is him at the Met Ball wearing a velvet tux. A few sources have said it’s actually dark blue which means it’s perfectly acceptable to hum “Blue Velvet” to yourself as you bask in his light. Black or blue, he still looks fabulous.

I’m just going to pretend that he was going high speed toward a pap who made a derisive comment about his army pants

My crazy friend Alex met him in Oregon at a pizza place. I guess Adrien was all by himself eating some pizza. My friend went up to him and started fucking with him asking if he was Keith David. Adrien just put his arm around him and started laughing.

Adrien finally (finally!) appeared at Cannes although he’s heartbreakingly not wearing a brown leather suit like he did two years ago and looks painfully normal, we’re always glad to see him. Hopefully he keeps making appearances at this prestigious festival and breaks out the fedoras and chest hair because it’s not Cannes without Adrien wearing something goofy*.

(also did Gerard Butler slim down recently because his face looks a lot less bloated than usual)

*yes, fedoras are goofy and associated with men’s rights activists

apparently vandesin’s friend’s boyfriend saw this beauty in real life. i can only imagine the tears that followed because he could not handle the beauty.

also, please appreciate the fact that his pants are not, as originally thought, your typical camouflage but rather a delicate pattern of leaves.

Adrien Brody sporting a green corduroy jacket and his pooch Adrien Jr.